Always carry a knife
(originated from S.A. Gibbs' unwritten list of Rules, as per NCIS)
AGENT: Thank god for Rule 9! Now I can cut off these ropes!
Romance between coworkers never works out.
(Originated from S.A. Gibbs' unwritten Rules, per NCIS)
TONY: I love you, Kate, but we can't break Rule 12!
KATE: Screw Gibbs and his rules! We belong together.
Never spill a Marine's coffee if you want to live.
(Originated from S.A. Gibbs' incomplete, unwritten list of rules, per NCIS)
*Agent drops coffe, entire department ducks under desks*
NEW AGENT: What?
OLD AGENT: Rule 23, you idiot!
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