Rule 16 states that there are no females on the internet - specifically in role-playing games and chat rooms.
Expanded Rule 16 states that:
a) All internet men are men
b) All internet women are really men
b) All internet children are policemen
Expanded Rule 16 states that:
a) All internet men are men
b) All internet women are really men
b) All internet children are policemen
Player 1: Did you check out Rocket Dog' profile? She is so hot, so I PM'd her and she is sexy cool!
Player 2: Dude, remember Rule 16. She's really a 40 yo dude in his living in his mom's basement!
Player 1: No! She's real and she likes me!
Player 2: Dude, remember Rule 16. She's really a 40 yo dude in his living in his mom's basement!
Player 1: No! She's real and she likes me!
by mtnmeister July 8, 2009
Generally accepted internet rule that states that there are no girls on the internet. Usually used with rule 34.
An actual real internets girl will typically NOT engage in explicit description of her sexual organs or their current, past, or projected future engagements. For example, a real Internet girl might mention she is on her period. This is fine, well within realgurl guidelines and a clear warning to leave the immediate vicinity. However, she is unlikely to describe the vile seepages involved. Eg: "The crimson ichor of my wymenhood cycle is leaking from my puffy, raw vagina (That aches to be fucked)."
'There are no girls on the internet' first gained popularity among what indisputably is the majority internet user demographic, the chronic unlayable.
An actual real internets girl will typically NOT engage in explicit description of her sexual organs or their current, past, or projected future engagements. For example, a real Internet girl might mention she is on her period. This is fine, well within realgurl guidelines and a clear warning to leave the immediate vicinity. However, she is unlikely to describe the vile seepages involved. Eg: "The crimson ichor of my wymenhood cycle is leaking from my puffy, raw vagina (That aches to be fucked)."
'There are no girls on the internet' first gained popularity among what indisputably is the majority internet user demographic, the chronic unlayable.
by Ryutaro May 9, 2008
Rule 16 states that "No boner shall go flaccid without proper ejaculation." This means that a boner must reach ejaculation by means of vaginal, oral, anal sex or by masturbation before it is aloud to return to a flaccid state. Rule 16 applies at anytime of day, in any location or situation. Unorthodox methods of ejaculation are encouraged.
Mike: Jon has a boner! I see it in his sweat pants!
Jon: Damn. (Jon applies Rule 16 and pulls out his dick and jerks off)
Jon: Damn. (Jon applies Rule 16 and pulls out his dick and jerks off)
by truman1432 March 12, 2012
Similar to rule 34(literally means rule 3 sub 16)
3:16 A) If it exsists someone will find something wrong with it in the Bible.
3:16 B) If this rule is invoked you are required to say that you have invoked rule 3:16.
3:16 C) If you invoke rule 3:16 and you tell them that you invoked rule 3:16 you are not required to prove that the Bible says something against it.
3:16 D) You cannot invoke this rule when reffering to: Death, BDSM, Furries, or Killing. anything elese can be invoked upon.
3:16 E) this rule must be reffered to a "rule 3:16" it cannot be refered to as rule 3.16 or 3.16 or rule 3-16 or any combination of these (it can be reffered to as 3:16, 3 sub 16, 3 subsection 16 or the Bible rule).
3:16 F) Furries are not allowed to be invoked by rule 3:16 as stated by rule 3:16 D).
3:16 G) The rule may be invoke upon at anytime by God or his angels for any reason and He/them is not required to give a reason.
3:16 H) Hell cannopt speak out against this rule nor can a person say "to hell with rule 3:16" or any form of damning of this rule nor can a person say "forget 3:16" or any form os disavowing or encouraging the disavowing of this rule.
3:16 I) noone may condone the uninteligent use of this rule. (if you do not know what the rule means you cannot use it)
3:16 J) all parts of rule 3:16 cannot be changed edited or restated in any way.
3:16 A) If it exsists someone will find something wrong with it in the Bible.
3:16 B) If this rule is invoked you are required to say that you have invoked rule 3:16.
3:16 C) If you invoke rule 3:16 and you tell them that you invoked rule 3:16 you are not required to prove that the Bible says something against it.
3:16 D) You cannot invoke this rule when reffering to: Death, BDSM, Furries, or Killing. anything elese can be invoked upon.
3:16 E) this rule must be reffered to a "rule 3:16" it cannot be refered to as rule 3.16 or 3.16 or rule 3-16 or any combination of these (it can be reffered to as 3:16, 3 sub 16, 3 subsection 16 or the Bible rule).
3:16 F) Furries are not allowed to be invoked by rule 3:16 as stated by rule 3:16 D).
3:16 G) The rule may be invoke upon at anytime by God or his angels for any reason and He/them is not required to give a reason.
3:16 H) Hell cannopt speak out against this rule nor can a person say "to hell with rule 3:16" or any form of damning of this rule nor can a person say "forget 3:16" or any form os disavowing or encouraging the disavowing of this rule.
3:16 I) noone may condone the uninteligent use of this rule. (if you do not know what the rule means you cannot use it)
3:16 J) all parts of rule 3:16 cannot be changed edited or restated in any way.
by voldemort1 April 20, 2009
Rule #3:16 is known as "Don't be a Cunt". Rule #3:16 supersedes Rule #3, "Don't be a Bitch". Rule #3 is not to be followed until Rule #3:16 is followed. Why is #3:16 so important, why must it be followed before Rule #3 is followed? Because Stone Cold said so.
by StillATriumph August 21, 2016