1. highly improbable
2. as likely as using wood to cut diamonds
3. as likely as a virgin floozy recovering from cervical, vaginal, and colon cancer
4. as likely as a psychotic, autistic person with low to middling intelligence and work ethic becoming wildly successful in her field
5. of Biblical probability: Was the Red Sea made into a corridor? Not ruddy likely BUT GOD DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE EVERY DAY
"Girlpearl! Was that self-published book a #1 New York Times bestseller??!"
"Not ruddy likely."
by LAWarachnid May 24, 2022
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This is when one individual rides on top of another (Usually in a Sexual Manner) and every time the person on top rides they make a "Quack! Quack!" sound.
Alesha Rode Tristan well, all you heard in the neighbors' house was the loud, repeating of the words "Quack!" "Quack!" followed by a banging sound. Wonder what they are up to. This is The Ruddy Duck.
by TheGamerdox October 4, 2022
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