2 definitions by LAWarachnid
Sin is something you love that makes you the antithesis of lovely. Sin is something easy and fun that ends up ruining your life. Sin is lying because you are too lazy to tell the truth. It is eating an entire McDonald's cookie tote, vomiting and urinating on yourself, and then doing it again the next day. Sin is angrily judging others when you are an appalling person in your own right. I am guilty as charged.
by LAWarachnid June 6, 2022
1. highly improbable
2. as likely as using wood to cut diamonds
3. as likely as a virgin floozy recovering from cervical, vaginal, and colon cancer
4. as likely as a psychotic, autistic person with low to middling intelligence and work ethic becoming wildly successful in her field
5. of Biblical probability: Was the Red Sea made into a corridor? Not ruddy likely BUT GOD DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE EVERY DAY
2. as likely as using wood to cut diamonds
3. as likely as a virgin floozy recovering from cervical, vaginal, and colon cancer
4. as likely as a psychotic, autistic person with low to middling intelligence and work ethic becoming wildly successful in her field
5. of Biblical probability: Was the Red Sea made into a corridor? Not ruddy likely BUT GOD DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE EVERY DAY
by LAWarachnid May 24, 2022