karl rove

A powerful figure of myth. Commonly invoked by liberal parents to terrify their young into submission.

Soccer Mom: Eat your EnviroKidz® cereal, or Karl Rove will visit us during the night and bludgeon your new kitten to death!

by tehlulz March 27, 2007

rove beer

A road beer, fully consumed, then thrown out the window and rolling down the hillside randomly. See also road beer.

Brian: Man, that road beer was delicious. (Proceeds to throw out the window)

Hayley: Your road beer just became a rove beer.

Brian: Yes, I am ready for another.

by hayley s. April 11, 2010

to pull a Rove

To indulge too much information.

Namesake: Karl Rove

I was talking to my boyfriend when I pulled a Rove and told him that I forgot to shave my pits.

by Corned Beef Hash August 18, 2005

Karl Rove

The Deputy Chief of Staff to President George W. Bush. Many idiots believe he is the devil. These people are either ultra-left liberals or idiots who know nothing about politics. Bush is in office until 2008 because that is what the people want.

"Karl Rove is the Deputy Chief of Staff to our current president, George W. Bush."

by kaze950 March 27, 2007

hot karl rove

synonyms: hot karl, karl rove

1. literally, the act of defecating on your partners stomach.
2. figuratively, the current state of the relationship between the US population and the Bush administration.

When Bush was reelected, the progressive element in America and abroad just got a hot karl rove.

by Fantastic_Dan November 7, 2004

[Karl Rove]'d it

To control or influence the outcome of events in any given situation or setting by nefarious or conciliatory means. To be the ‘puppet master’. To ensure a desired outcome within an event by controlling or directing the actions of others (whether through an individual or a tertiary party) usually while one’s direct involvement is veiled or ambiguous to outsiders.

"So, hey Brett, are you getting that new funding for your department?"
"Hopefully. I've been pushing some things under the table, it should all pan out in the end"
"Wow, so you really 'Karl Rove'd it', huh?"
"Oh, yeah."

by Patrick E. Kelley February 12, 2007

riv rav rove

it's live laugh love but as if Scooby Doo was saying it

why can't you just riv Rav rove

by otr.ig March 17, 2022