NB: to count for a road beers long drive, you must be in the car for more than 60 seconds, or 1 minute.
Warren: shit yeah. i'll bring some road beers.
Dan: dude it's only like a 2 minute drive
Warren: yeah i know, so it qualifies as long enough. and i'll be drunk by the time we get back.
Bonus points of bad ass-ness are earned if the road beer is held nonchalantly in the left hand, slightly resting on the sill of an open car window.
Fogell: Hell yeah we should get some road beers! -Super Bad
smitty: yo man im thirsty
packo: get the ROAD BEERS