A song by Tool, In which a man shows up in a hospital were the staff can’t find a single thing about him. 1 doctor, Dr. Larson, asks what’s wrong. The man Reluctantly answers with a tale that belongs in a scuffle-if story about how he was tripping on drugs then all of the sudden an alien ship he described as a “ Flaming stealth banana” and how he was elected by the alien to be the “Chosen one”. The chosen one is the person who will warn the world of incoming Armageddon. Then he forgets what the alien told to him, Which sends him into a fit of him shouting “Don’t Know, won’t know”, He then yells “ God Damn! Shit the bed!” Then the song ends, and nothing else is known about what happened.
by JustATool February 12, 2018
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by bmitch373 May 26, 2009
An acute condition that occurs while hanging out with native speakers, in which you realize that all of the hours you logged with your Rosetta Stone software in preparation for your trip to Mexico are disappearing from your consciousness as your new amigos keep serving you tequila. The surest sign of this condition is the glazed expression on your face when someone asks, "Como se llama?"
Last night I met a lot of nice folks at a bar in Mexico City who got me so Rosetta Stoned that I could not remember how to ask, "where's the bathroom?" in Spanish.
by pelirroja February 5, 2011
When you are so high you think you can understand another language when reading the subtitles of a foreign film
After an evening of hot boxing the abandoned car the guys gather around to watch Paprika.
Conor: Holy shit guys! I can speak Japanese!
Aaron:... what?! No, dude your just rosetta stoned!
Conor: Holy shit guys! I can speak Japanese!
Aaron:... what?! No, dude your just rosetta stoned!
by Chief Blazin Buffalo May 8, 2010
Someone you can barely understand when they are stoned, or someone who tries to speak a different language when stoned.
by esk1mo April 24, 2018
by Neon bananas March 21, 2019