as a so called 'greebo' by the person mentioned above, i would also stand up for romford and for the 'greebos', we really arnt the ones lowering the tone of the place...or the ones slagging it off (there are far worse places in essex!)
...r.i.p. secrets....
by Trig March 3, 2005
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The epicentre of the UK chav explosion.
"Why don't you piss off back to Romford where you belong?" - Duane Benzie, SPaced series 2
by OD Smith January 31, 2009
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A car with only one working light that, at night, looks like a motorcycle approaching. Every other car in Romford has at least one non-working headlamp.
This is a narrow lane so I’m glad that’s a motorbike coming the other way. Oh Jesus, breath in kids it’s a Romford motorbike.
by TrashmanUK February 8, 2019
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A local town located in east London renowned for its plane enthusiasts. When a plane is on approach to London Heathrow, it is often put into a holding pattern at around 12000 feet above romford.

Plane enthusiasts are renowned for relocated their home to romford as it is the ideal place for a spotter.
Jamie: "Have you seen Mark anywhere recently I haven't seen him in a while?"
Paul: "No afraid not, I heard he move down to romford with his family to watch the planes in the romford hold"
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Brutal violent attack. May involve bladed objects.
"The tosser was unbearable.... Morten decided whether to smile through gritted teeth, or offer him a Romford Handshake
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Half pint of birra moretti, half pint of lemonade, a shot of pimms. Dont judge until you try it.
creator - Hugo Austin
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