romance

Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece

Young Girl: I want romance.
Young boy (to himself): i better buy this girl a greeting card and fast

by Ejaculaxor March 11, 2008

romance

the most weirdest yet exiting feeling ever to be felt in this universe. love

dude 1:man im feeling romance with my girl
dude2: that must be weird

by ur more gay that robin March 14, 2006

romance

that missing thing in all of your failed relationships. part of the reason it didn't work out/you lost the spark. Life's hard enough when you're just bumping uglies and changing diapers. Doing it up once in a while doesn't equate. Remember variety is the spice of life.

Giacomo Casanova was a romantic type seducer. He was never a selfish lover, gave women the romance they needed in their life. Yes, he flew in and out like a southerly breeze, but their lives were always left in the better for it.

by Jedah88 August 7, 2012

romance

romance = disco balls.

"disco balls, theyre the most romantic thing i can possibly think of!"

"the epitomy of romance"

by JerseyF May 9, 2010

Romancer

A Romancer is someone who gives the best romance advice but remains single themselves

He is the best Romancer, shame he can’t use it himself…

by Shadow_Ruzza June 13, 2023

Romancment

Romancment is a date between two people that are committed into a relationship. But for some people the word date is too childish. So romancment is a replacement word

Me and my girlfriend are going on a romancment tonight. The car will see some action after.

by Bmw_guy335i August 30, 2020

romance

when you and your partner can understand eachother completely without saying a word, and then having a threesome with an animal

Anu is romance

by freakonature2012 May 26, 2012