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Rolly-Jolly Callesis 

What you diagnose someone with when their diagnosis is unknown.
Patient: "My fingernails are turning orange, what disease do I have?"
Doctor: *stares at patient confusedly* "ROLLY-JOLLY CALLESIS!"
Rolly-Jolly Callesis by J. C. W September 25, 2022
The act of crossing the street on a bike without a crosswalk. Usually happens with little kids who don't pay attention. Similar to J-walking.
Did you see that douche on the bike J-Roll out in front of me?
J-Roll by J9KEWA July 9, 2009

Roll A J 

the act of rolling weed into a paper joint; to roll marijuana into a paper
usually rolled in rolling Raw Papers
"You should roll a j so that we can smoke and get high"
Roll A J by stephydeeee94 November 1, 2013

i just wanna rolly 

WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR LIFE WITH THIS!
No. Just No. i just wanna rolly is bad.
i just wanna rolly by uhhhh ok? October 31, 2017

fruit roll job 

The act of wrapping a fruit roll up around your dick and receiving a blow job.
Dude, Stacey would not give me head last night until I gave into a fruit roll job.
fruit roll job by FruityDMan January 28, 2014

Roll Jack 

A roll or piece of bread stolen and placed and held directly on the taint or gooch to ease or prevent wolf bite (1)
During our Saturday night dinner rush, I had wolf bite so bad, so I soaked up all that painful sweat with a roll jack I took from someone's order. Enjoy your meal.
Roll Jack by dewner March 7, 2011