While participating in anal sex, punch your partner in the back of the head. At this exact moment pull out as hard as you can when the rectum seizes your snausage. With any luck the rectum will be pulled out. Now just walk backwards slowly while you "Roll out the red carpet."
by Kingjared420 November 15, 2004
They were ready to roll out the red carpet when they heard that a celeb was in thier city until they realized he was not the real McCoy.
by Light Joker November 1, 2005
laying out a towel before doing the deed whilst the female partner is undergoing her monthly expulsion of uterine lining
by alfredhopper March 23, 2022