Roll your Dice

Cont:
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc

See previous "entry".

by neil November 24, 2003

Roll your Dice

The action of gambling with ones sex life; most known for sexual behavior.

"Yo, you think i should roll my dice with her, or no choince?"

by Control Room November 23, 2003

Roll your dice

To masturbate. Comes from the way someone shakes their hand while rolling a dice.

That bitch Donovan loves to roll the dice.

by Nasty November 25, 2003

Roll your dice.

The vinegar strokes, to feed the Ducks, knocking one out, choke the Chicken, beat the meat, bash the bishop, spank the plank, shake hands with the vicar, one off the cuff, wanking, Masturbation.

Nothing on telly again? Why don't you go up to your room and roll your dice?

by Neil November 24, 2003

roll your dice

to play with your balls before carefully dropping them into a girls mouth

please just be careful while rolling your dice

by daftdon November 25, 2003

i used to roll the dice

A joke translation of "Vivi La Vida" by ColdPlay

I used to roll the dice, feel my dick in my enemy's ass
Listen as the crowd would sing, now the old king is dead. Lol.
One minute I held my nuts, next my balls were closer on me
And I discovered sans. Apon pillars of salt and pillars of salt and pillars of salt and pillars of salt
I hear Jackie chan singing, omae wa mou shindeiru
Beat my meat
My soooooooooooooos
For some reason I can't explain, why we live in a sociaty
Were gamers
Don't rule the world.

by The blabber mouth February 26, 2021

rolling dice

whacking off. a term generally used by males.

"If anyone needs me i'll be in my room rolling dice."

by Stewie July 28, 2004