To give someone a deep, painful vagina stretching with hands and fists using the system of intense internal massage developed by Ida Rolf called structural integration based on a pseudoscientific (i.e., bullshit) new age healing philosophy.
My pussy still hurts and all my insides are still recovering after I my chiropractor rolfed me yesterday.
by SalRos May 2, 2020
Growing Rolf Harris like hair, beard and sideburns. Playing strange instruments and partaking in Felching.
I was rolfing around at the weekend.
by PO July 7, 2003
(Person 1) HAHAHAH! ROLF!
(Person 2) You mean ROFL?
(Person 1) No, ROLF. Roll On Laughing Floor, duh.
(Person 2) ...
(Person 2) You mean ROFL?
(Person 1) No, ROLF. Roll On Laughing Floor, duh.
(Person 2) ...
by kifykif October 25, 2010
Massage involving deep, painful vagina stretching with hands and fists using the system of intense internal and external massage developed by Ida Rolf called "structural integration," based on a pseudoscientific (i.e., bullshit) new age healing philosophy.
by SalRos May 2, 2020
A word originating from stoke on trent. Can be used in an outburst of annoyance or sheer discust and shock.
by Adamcwl September 27, 2009
Rush Limbaugh is a ROLF
by iheartjamesbond February 5, 2009
Evil twin of James Rolfe. Took over his brother's legacy around 2012, and has been out of time ever since. Why do people call him Bimmy? Take a wild guess.
by Onion Curator April 16, 2022