Roflsog 

When laughing so hard you fall on the ground, roll around, and jizz in your pants thus sogging your pants

Jamie: " I told someone i sogged their mom and they roflsogged, shit got EVERYWHERE"

Boomquisha: " Ive done that before and i can tell you it gets quite messy..."

Roflsog by THEDAMNCOLONAL July 29, 2009

roflsob

The act of simultaneously laughing and crying.
🤣😭

Alice: Trump has officially become "Florida man".
Bob: roflsob!

roflsob by Angel Lingus September 29, 2020

Rofldog 

One who hates LOLCats.

Person1: Look at this cute picture of kitties speeching all badly and stuff!

Person2: Kitties used to be cute. Now I must destroy you.
Love, ROFLDog

Rofldog by Koliedrus March 23, 2008

Rofldog 

Served at 1337 barbecues.

Person 1: Look! That's TEH Market!
Person 2: Cool, do they sell Rofldogs for my OMGWTFBBQ?

Rofldog by naio21 April 25, 2007

Rofldog 

A dog that thinks it is good enough to wear human clothing

Guy1: "My god is it raining again?"
Guy2: "No just rofldogs are being pelted at my window"

Rofldog by Mat Paget April 2, 2007

roflsomn 

Rolling on the floor laughing soda out my nose.
Pronounced phonetically as rɒf'-fɜːl-sɒm or rof-ful-som.
The result of a hilarious comment said at a completely inopportune time, such as in the middle of imbibing a carbonated beverage.
The expression can be used in any situation where an internet comment caused adverse effects irl. Alternative examples include spilling hot soup or coffee all over yourself or peeing a little.

Jesse: My bio professor was talking about conferences. She said she never comes because it's just a bunch of old guys. So I asked her if she knew that that's what she said.
Kiersten: ROFLSOMN! Oh, good God that's painful, brb!

roflsomn by Arykj August 4, 2008

roflog 

a log that constantly is rolling therefore rofling

guy1:hey man whats up with you?
guy2:hahaha sorry man im rofloging
guy1:so your constantly laughing... what's so funny?

roflog by yatesy5 July 25, 2009