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Roflaasm,
The act of rolling on the floor laughing and accidently shitting myself.
Tony: Have you ever seen the video of the cat talking, then falling in a toilet?

Alex: No

Tony: *shows video*

Alex:haahahhahahhahha *Rolls on floor, erupting with laughter and then soils self*

Tony:....

Alex:gosh, that was so funny I just had a Roflaasm!
by Splendifiadanticle April 19, 2011

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