Roffe's Syndrome

Very similar to Tourette's Syndrome but where the shouting and swearing is directed at an individual or object.

More prevalent among the Celtic nations, especially the Welsh.

Common treatments include Brown Ale and Jack Daniels CAUTION - if too much treatment is taken then this may cause the syndrome to worsen.

A Roffe is also a unit of measure, 1 Roffe is equiivelent to about 100 decibels
A sufferer launches a sustained verbal attack using choice language on a person who has not done something to his satisfaction.

To go completely Roffe - a completely mental over reaction to a situation.

"He lost his Roffe" - lost his temper

Its only 0.1 Roffe - about 10 decibels
Its over 1.5 Roffe - better wear ear defenders
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Internet lingo derived and from ROFL (Rolling on the Floor Laughing)

ROFF = Rolling On the Floor Farting, farting because the situation is so funny you can no longer control your bodily functions. ROFFing surpasses ROFLing.
OMG ROFF, thats soo funny I'm gonna have a sh*t attack!
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A typo for ROFL, that is pretty funny when you say it, it gets stuck and you end up saying it all the time. Normally signifies that it is less funny that rofl, as heh is for stuff less funny than haha
<Rogultgot> Ich habe einen....pie
<Bacon> roff
<Bacon> ...I mean rofl
<Bacon> wait, no, roff is good
by Bacon April 11, 2005
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Bob; "What did I miss at the party last night?"

Joe; "Not much, just me getting drunk and ROFF."
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Chick:Omfg Corn is yellow
Dude:ROFF!
by zach-oh-yea-bitch February 21, 2007
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to rub one off/out -
dude1: why is jenkins so happy all the time, i never see that dude pulling snatch -

dude2: could have something to do with the fact that he roffs 3 times a day -
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