A small town in Texas with bitchy girls, somewhat decent guys, lots of drama, a lake, really nice homes, lots of money, lots of drugs and drinking, and 2 high schools.
by Some girl in Rockwall June 18, 2008
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A shitty little town outside of Dallas, Texas with a ton of ugly bitches in lulu lemon yoga pants and a ton of fuck boys who have pencils bigger than their dicks. Has nothing to but party and juul. There’s two highschools Heath high and Rockwall high the difference is that Heath high has a shitty football team and students that fuck their teachers and party and rockwall high has a ton of nerds and band kids and for some reason a lot of hoes. Middle schools are also shitty, Cain’s probably the best the best one cuz they party and they have a good football team. Everyone there is usually rich and their kids get every thing they want but for some reason there’s a shit ton of poor Mexicans.
Thot 1 “wanna go to rockwall?”
Thot 2 “ooh yes I wanna go to Target!”
by Tinydickrockwall January 6, 2019
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Summary: Just another polluted suburb full of rich assholes and self centered homophobes.

Nature: trees, shrubs, stabbing grass (grass that will stab you), some ponds and a lake full of garbage and trash. Ticks.
Weather: fucking hot.
People (generalized): stuck up dipshits that think their better than everyone else (all in their own little ways). Very loud and obnoxious, privacy is not something people can keep to themselves. EXTREMELY impatient and don’t have any manners or respect whatsoever.
Jonathan, I want to raise the kids in Rockwall.”
Good lord Karen, how retarded are you?”
by HalfLivingRat April 4, 2019
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Nice town outside of Dallas full of bomb ass bitches, rich ass neighborhoods, pussy poppin lake, douchebags, drugs, money, bad ass cars, a Tom Thumb, and where people party till their dicks fall off. Bitch.
I love living in Rockwall!
by Capylick December 6, 2012
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a sexy tall girl that you want to get with
I would love to climb that Rockwall! she is so sexy!
by Aweezy March 31, 2012
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A very small county right outside of dallas where the rich people, Yet very nice people live. Many people who live in rockwall got to the best church ever Lake Pointe, that is also in rockwall. Theres a lake and 2 high school and 3 millde schools and who knows how many elementary school. You should live in rockwall its great!
OH! i wish i lived in rockwall!
Yah i heard it was the best city ever!
Yah its sa we have to live in rowlett!
by rockwallluver February 22, 2011
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The smallest county in Texas is also home to some seriously stupid kids. In the High Schools 1/2 of the kids smoke weed and almost all of them leave High School non Virgins. The few black guys there are have the hottest white girls on their dicks at will. It is also impossible to find a hot girl who hasn't sent out nude pics. Every hot girl in the school (im talking to you RHHS) has some seriously hot nude pics. Good luck trying to thrive here if you are any religion besides christian. The word Jesus is in every other sentence that comes out of peoples mouths here. Did i mention Chuck Norris also live in this town? Not to sure what brought him here, the low perfect blend of city and country or the fine ass milfs that live here feeding off of their rich ass husbands. Located next to a large lake you can always count on the hot chicks of Facebook posting sexy Bikini pics on their boats. If you are intrested in this town do not move here. Our streets are falling apart from heavy traffic and we dont want anymore people moving in.
Those kids were smoking weed like they lived in Rockwall Texas.
by kewl shmuel July 24, 2012
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