Roblox Military kid: Hey!
Friend: what the fuck do you want
Roblox Military Kid: I joined the military!
Friend: where?
Roblox Military Kid: In Roblox!
Friend: fuck you
Friend: what the fuck do you want
Roblox Military Kid: I joined the military!
Friend: where?
Roblox Military Kid: In Roblox!
Friend: fuck you
by IShowSpeed's Husband March 2, 2022
Roblox-Military syndrome is when someone is addicted to military-training simulations on roblox, and won't stop talking about it for hours or even days in extreme cases. It is not fatal, in fact it does not cause any harm at all, in some cases it does the opposite depending on the accuracy of the simulation.
I think that they have Roblox-military syndrome.
by TorsTheBirb April 18, 2022
A group inside of Roblox that calls itself a military, and operates like one (used loosely, very disorganized compared to ACTUAL militaries). Examples could include The Red Army, Roblox Assault Team, Chaos Legion (barely), etc. Look at Fandom for an actual list of some.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Da Hood got raided?
Person 2: Yeah, I think a Roblox Military Group did it, maybe the Chaos Legion.
Person 2: Yeah, I think a Roblox Military Group did it, maybe the Chaos Legion.
by Manovisor March 13, 2023
These groups range from trash all the way to not that bad. These groups always have those ads which show "Fighting" or some military guy with a gun and some text like "Fight for _____!" or something. and in reality they're all just training simulators, they do have "raids" but. Yea ive never seen that happen a lot. Theres something that every group has in common. In their academy game, they always have those "Raider gamepasses" or Gun gamepasses which your never going to be allowed to FUCKING USE because your "interrupting trainings" or "abusing power" Oh ok, reasonable right? your shooting your own team (if your in the group) or interrupting a training ruining some other guys experience! But. WHY EVEN FUCKING SELL THAT GAMEPASS IN THE FIRST PLACE, but sometimes you might actually have some good groups with good "trainings" and have fun being in a community of wannabe soldiers.
Timmy:"I joined the military"
Parent:"Huh? how, you can't eve-
Timmy:"I joined a Roblox Military Group"
Parent:"What the fuck is that oh and by the way I got to go buy some milk"
Parent:"Huh? how, you can't eve-
Timmy:"I joined a Roblox Military Group"
Parent:"What the fuck is that oh and by the way I got to go buy some milk"
by somerandomnameiguess November 21, 2022