robertpattinsonsexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to Robert Pattinson and would kill to have him

What’s ur sexuality

Robertpattinsonsexual

robertpattinsonsexual by Hahwhwhhw28277363 January 1, 2021

robertpattanoia

Whenever you see so many photos of Robert Pattinson to the point where it feels as if he's stalking you. The photos and/or references appear randomly at the least expected moments.

Panama Stephanie is scared because she suffers from robertpattanoia and her friend Chamuka Sabrina finds it very amusing seeing her freaking out. Her nickname is now Stephanie Pattinson.

robertpattanoia by reggaetongirl February 25, 2009

robert paul stockton 

It is a pussy ass bitch that loves dick up his ass.

that guy took anal he is such a robert paul stockton

robert paul stockton by sdjkjf October 31, 2017

robertpattinsonisleng 

A tictok account that makes unfunny posts. They think Robert pattinson likes them but he will never know them or ever even make eye contact with them

Person 1: Have you seen robertpattinsonisleng new post?

Person 2: Yeah it was shit

robertpattinsonisleng by Ihaterobertpattinsonisleng March 21, 2022

Robertaluophobia 

The fear of a certain flute player who can't practice, use dynamics, sightread, or take advice on how to play, for the life of them.

"Yeah, i have robertaluophobia! I figured that out when i first joined band and heard celestia play. She won't take the directors advice! She thinks she's good!"

Robertaluophobia by Gonbee Yamada December 22, 2022