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robertpattanoia

Whenever you see so many photos of Robert Pattinson to the point where it feels as if he's stalking you. The photos and/or references appear randomly at the least expected moments.
Panama Stephanie is scared because she suffers from robertpattanoia and her friend Chamuka Sabrina finds it very amusing seeing her freaking out. Her nickname is now Stephanie Pattinson.
robertpattanoia by reggaetongirl February 25, 2009

robert paul stockton 

It is a pussy ass bitch that loves dick up his ass.
that guy took anal he is such a robert paul stockton
robert paul stockton by sdjkjf October 31, 2017

robertpattinsonisleng 

A tictok account that makes unfunny posts. They think Robert pattinson likes them but he will never know them or ever even make eye contact with them
Person 1: Have you seen robertpattinsonisleng new post?

Person 2: Yeah it was shit

Robertaluophobia 

The fear of a certain flute player who can't practice, use dynamics, sightread, or take advice on how to play, for the life of them.
"Yeah, i have robertaluophobia! I figured that out when i first joined band and heard celestia play. She won't take the directors advice! She thinks she's good!"
Robertaluophobia by Gonbee Yamada December 22, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026