A "Roberto" is slang for any infection incurred from sexual practice. This includes STD's, as well as infections from contact with fecal matter, from example.
"Had an awesome time with that chick last week but I ended up with a Roberto".
by Nantucket Tuck October 20, 2009
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A Homosexual fat male who plays halo 3 and pokemon in his garage
That person was such a Roberto
by yyy456456 February 18, 2010
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Fuck Roberto
Fuck Roberto, he's a dick
by Napoleon_mindtricks December 19, 2016
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He’s a guy named Roberto , he thinks he has a big dick and he has a fuckable face! He likes tacos and eats them everyday ! And he likes being called papi , and he’s Mexican and his grammar is really bad and needs to stop ditching class and thinking he’s cool
Roberto is my Bestfriend
by Owzles February 3, 2018
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Someone you don't want to be friends with, has no sympathy, is a bully, and really mean, only looks out for himself, he's also low key gay, he's not funny either
Person 1-you know who Roberto is

Person 2-oh yea that guy everyone hates
by 11.27.pm February 23, 2018
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He’s the best person ever, I literally love him so much he deserves the whole world.
Roberto is the best person
I’ve ever met<3
by Robertswife August 30, 2022
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Can be a bitch, but financially smart(sometimes), inmature believes he knows more than he actually does and is very shy, kind hearted and nice but to those who are close, very rude to the outside specially if they are no help to him, usually eats alot of sauce and has very well taste in food.
“He could be such a roberto
by Real_boy2000 December 17, 2018
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