he is a fucking sketch case and the biigest horn dog around, all he wants is pussy and you should not give in to his sweet talk
a roberto
by Roberto the man of September 30, 2011
One of the funniest guys you will ever meet. Although he can be a dick at times but he is always hilarious easily cheers you up . Roberto is not that great in the bedroom (although he claims to be) and he often compensates large objects for his small penis. However, Roberto is husband material, very intelligent and the ladies do love him.
If you look up the word dickhead- you'll see a picture of Roberto
by nmopy March 09, 2015
A small adolescent child with an amazing fear of large burly men that carry chainsaws at Halloween Horror Nights. He also tends to fear most things larger than him. Including Micheal Myers from the Halloween Series.
1) Roberto was so scared by the Chainsaw Drill Team that he attached himself to a tree.

2) Roberto pissed himself when he saw Micheal Myers outside his window.
by KKVaulter October 07, 2009
A "Roberto" is slang for any infection incurred from sexual practice. This includes STD's, as well as infections from contact with fecal matter, from example.
"Had an awesome time with that chick last week but I ended up with a Roberto".
by Nantucket Tuck October 19, 2009
A Homosexual fat male who plays halo 3 and pokemon in his garage
That person was such a Roberto
by yyy456456 February 17, 2010
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