Middle aged Women who was very sexually active with many partners but now wants to get married and have kids, which is nearly impossible.
Bro: look at that cougar, bet shes DTF
Bro2: thats a roastie, ive seen her before, even if you taP that you will probably catch something
Bro: thanks dude
Bro2: thats a roastie, ive seen her before, even if you taP that you will probably catch something
Bro: thanks dude
by DioDoomer January 9, 2020
Roastie is a joke used to describe a women whose vagina looks like roast beef due to having too much sex. It’s used to make fun of women who have slept around.
by The Honest Misogynist September 15, 2023
A woman with millage on her poonani, she usually tries to justify her actions with the usual "genetics" argument. When in reality, she's just a hussy.
by Roshanda July 8, 2015
Roastie is an noun used to describe a woman whose genitals have somehow magically mutilated into an entirely different shape, resembling a sandwich, due to her having multiple sexual partners.
It is primarily used by men who don't understand vaginas- often because they have never seen one.
It is primarily used by men who don't understand vaginas- often because they have never seen one.
John: That female had sex with someone who isn't me! I bet she looks like a chicken sandwich down there from all the Chads she's fucking! Roastie slut!
Jenna: That guy uses the term roastie unironically. He clearly doesn't understand anatomy, or is even trying to.
Jenna: That guy uses the term roastie unironically. He clearly doesn't understand anatomy, or is even trying to.
by Cringe With Carro May 3, 2018
An incel or r9k term for a woman who is not a virgin, based on a fundamental misunderstanding of how female anatomy works. They believe that a woman's labia somehow stretches when she has sex, although miraculously this only happens if she has unmarried sex with different men. The word "roastie" indicates that they think elongated labia look like roast beef.
That femoid rode the cock carousel so long, she's become a roastie. I am totally disgusted by her - why won't she have sex with me?
by CheeryCola April 9, 2018
by Tonytong January 13, 2011
1)An affectionate UK/Ire/Aus term for a roast potato, or
2)A slightly derogatory but humourous term referring to expansive female genitalia that causes near-catastrophic levels of cognitive dissonance in many empowered educated but hysterical female journalists and feminist bloggers, at once labelling it sad and pathetic but also threatening and dangerous, as they do with the general incel culture.
Poor lambs.
2)A slightly derogatory but humourous term referring to expansive female genitalia that causes near-catastrophic levels of cognitive dissonance in many empowered educated but hysterical female journalists and feminist bloggers, at once labelling it sad and pathetic but also threatening and dangerous, as they do with the general incel culture.
Poor lambs.
Man in English pub: I'll have a couple of lovely roasties to go with that, and some gra...
Feminist/Guardian/Jezebel ; RRRAAAPE!
Feminist/Guardian/Jezebel ; RRRAAAPE!
by Klaatu's Nikto April 4, 2023