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4chan /r9k/ term for female; probably with an outie vagina
John : That roastie destroyed my life
by RoastieAnon July 21, 2015
A woman with millage on her poonani, she usually tries to justify her actions with the usual "genetics" argument. When in reality, she's just a hussy.
I was finally about to lose my virginity, then I found out she was a roastie :(
by Roshanda July 24, 2015
A female whose labia of their vagina resembles roast beef.
Dude, I went down on this roastie the other night. That shit was like eating an Arbys roast beef sandwich.
by Yewturn August 03, 2015
The degenerated condition of the average sexually-liberated western female's vagina, as a result of riding the cock carousel through her teens and 20's before hitting the wall and trying to get one of the beta bux -- who she denied while it was still tight and she still looked good -- to put a ring on her finger and lick her recycled Arby's; which he will, because the world is full of thirsty beta enablers stupid enough to marry women who have had their capacity to love atomized into obliteration over a decade of getting shaken like she's in a paint shaker and then painted by cocks whose names she doesn't even remember.
Beta Bux Bill: I'm so happy to be marrying her. I had such a crush on her in high school, but she wouldn't even look at me. But now she's a bit less tight, a bit more blown out, her face lost a few points with the sun damage and semen damage, and, well, actually she's a full-blown roastie, actually it looks like roadkill between her legs, but that's okay, she's my soulmate, and I'm taking the high road by inviting all of the guys she fucked to the wedding; we needed to rent a megachurch.

Stacy the Fiance: "Who's that guy you invited to the wedding?"
Beta Bux Bill: "That's Chad, you said to invite him?"
Stacy the Fiance: "Oh, yeah! I'm gonna go say hi to him before we start the ceremony"
** 10 minutes they've both been gone **
** moans coming from the toilet **
by MrChase July 11, 2016
South African slang for a graze or abrasion
My leg was covered in roasties from falling of my bicycle
by Tonytong January 13, 2011
a burnout, preferably done in an American muscle car. Sometimes a ricer-lover will try to do a front wheel roastie in his 1999 Honda Civic. However, he will simply embarrass himself.
Bro, nice roastie at that stop light back there.
by ayejay17 November 13, 2014
an amazingly talented, and wonderful brit. A roastie is a warm, intelligent and all-knowing person. One can only hope to attain the status of roastie! A roastie is admired by all!
wow!...she a roastie!
by la grenouille March 06, 2010
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