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Where good players continually get fucked by randomness
he fucking caught the random straight on the river
by Cale Halley October 30, 2003
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Short or Slang for the Colorado River. The Colorado river is referred to as "the River" by most Southern Californians. This terminology refers to any portion of "the river" or surrounding areas such as Lake Havasu, Laughlin, Parker, Blythe, Lake Mohave.
What did you do this weekend?

Got shit housed at The River!!
by MJ4545 April 28, 2008
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M: An Irish boy who only wishes to be as badass as his dad.
He loves girls, but they don't love him back :(
Thinks everyone comes to him, when really, they runaway.
pooooorrr riiiveeeeeerrrr.

J: A redheaded monster that has decent abs for his age, but all turns bad when his face is exposed. He is a put a bag over and tap. Calls you, and hangs up. Even though he's kinda mean sometimes, he claims he loves you, and weirdly, you find yourself growing feelings for him, too.
Also, he likes to send pictures. And he refuses to measure his sausage because he claims to not be able to find a ruler.

M:
skaters- Look! River! Run!
girls- No! Faster! Go!
river- Hey you guys, want a ride from my dad?
girls&skaters- HELLLL YEAAAHH!

J:
skaters-LOOK RIVER AN AIRPLANE!!
river-(turns around) whooaaaahhhh my daddy has one of those!!
skaters-(run away)VICTORY!!!


by kateandsasha February 14, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A gorgeous girl who gets most guys, has an amazing sense of humour, but has a weird ass name.
by yofavbish February 28, 2017
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A massive fuckboy who thinks that he is better than everyone, wishes he had a girlfriend, and wears $30 ocean pacific shoes. Usually listens to 21 pilots while wishing he was a decent person and that his teeth weren't crooked and yellow.
River is such an annoying little bastard.
by 1BigBeast April 20, 2017
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Verb: To be very good at retail and kind of okay at growing facial hair.
"im going to have to river this"
via giphy
by Meme444 November 23, 2016
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A guy with a huge penis that is good with the women and knows someone he dosent like when he meets them
Rachel:Rivers is so sexy I want him with me
by Isabel655 November 06, 2016
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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