John Ritter

When u take such a huge painful shit that you get an abdominal aortic aneurysm.

I havent shit in three days but last night i took the biggest John Ritter and almost died.

by POOP FOUR LIFE October 12, 2011

John Ritter

bestest person who ever died by the teeth of vicious bacon giraffes

i like john ritter cause he is cool but now he is dead and i can't feel my toes or my ham hands.

by john fritter shitter October 17, 2003

Casey Ritter

The hottest girl alivvee. She melts my heart and is so hott and delicious. You wannna be likke her trussst me. shess a cuttiee withh a bootiiie. Hit her uppp

Casey Ritter is a sexy moma.

by youur mom whoo is sex-c May 25, 2011

Tyson Jay Ritter

Lead singer of The All-American Rejects hottest mother fucker you'll ever see in your life

Tyson Jay Ritter is the pure breed of sexyness.

by Mrs.TyRitter October 15, 2006

Frika Frakka (Ritterer)

Frika Frakka Ritter is the verbalisation of !#@%$*.

1. Frika frakka ritterer (n)
2. Frika frakka (adv)

1. (n) Used when an undesirable event occurs; one exclaims, "Frika frakka ritterer"!
2. (adv) Is also commonly used in its short form, e.g., "I'm so frika frakka right now!"

by ADeHoyos July 7, 2005

Rittered

(slang) When a middle age man sends an underage girl a hyperlink to a video of him masturbating.

Ewwww, this old dude just rittered me.

by Wrath of Ukraine July 21, 2023

rittered

The act of taking more than one man in your mouth at a time. At a really inapproiate time.

Cory rittered two men in the bathroom at the same time during choir practice.

by joshpetro November 12, 2010