Tex Ritter

To have anal sex with a woman.

Hit her, hit her, hit her in the shitter,

like ole Tex Ritter woulda did her!

by johnnymack March 22, 2017

john ritter

Best actor in the whole world and my idol. I'll always miss you John

John ritter ROCKS!

by jessica ferguson April 14, 2004

John Ritter

a cool white guy

One of my best friends is a John Ritter.

by C March 28, 2004

dallas ritter

A friend who moves away to college

Hey man even though my wife just passed away your a real Dallas ritter

by Bible thumper 6.66 October 15, 2018

John Ritter

a guy whose scrotum spilled out of his boxers on an episode of "THRee's company."

I am dead serious

by therealdeal October 17, 2003

Rittered

Death from sudden heart failure a la John Ritter

"We had no time to get Armando to the hospital after he suddenly Rittered"

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

Paul Ritter

The best person in British acting for non marvel things he was a legend mainly known for Friday night dinner played Martin goodman and he had 2 sons Adam and Johnny along with his wife Jackie however like all the greats he was gone to soon rip paul Ritter

Joshua: hey do you want to watch Friday night dinner

Kian: is that the show with Paul Ritter in it?

Joshua: yea mate he is fucking funny

by Paul Ritter fan April 7, 2021