Riptee

A bean like sentient rock with the iq of an apple and the mental capacity of bread.

The ignorant child was being a Riptee

by Maddies Lovable Husband December 27, 2021

Riptees

Riptees are sleeveless shirts meant to show off your ripped-ness. Unfortunately they are no different from regular sleeveless shirts save for the fact that they scream, "I like to suck large amounts of cock daily."

Man 1: Check out my new Riptees.

Man 2: Why does everyone always come out of the closet to me?

by The Joker's Smirking Revenge October 22, 2010