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Sexual term (n) To Ringwald (v); To randomly have sex with a persons face without looking, therefore establishing constant yet thrusting falic contact with the forehead, nose, cheeks, eye sockets and most obviously, the mouth.
Named after the famed, talented, and 80s hip-chick; Molly Ringwald.
"she was a virgin, so a Ringwald seemed like a good idea to break the ice"
Ringwald by LondonR January 4, 2010
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A girl who is super lame, a girl who wants to fit in with people but doesnt she usually wears hand me downs or generic brands and spends most her time wishing she was popular ,rich and pretty but is really none of the above. In general a geek who doesnt really realize she's a geek and actually quite obnoxiously weird
Mary: Why does that girl keep staring at us from down the hall

Mellany: Umm hello! she's a Ringwald! she just wishes she was us she's pathetic!poor girl!
Ringwald by mjanett March 19, 2010

Molly Ringwald 

The most promising female teen-star of the 80s (16 Candles, Pretty in Pink, Breakfast Club). Career kinda sloped down after stopped working with John Hughes. In 2ks mainly played "as herself" characters. Carreer may soar again, any time soon.
Molly Ringwald by Bob Xor December 15, 2003

The Ringwald 

Is performed by a couple m/m or m/f or f/f. One partner stands while the other partner kneels facing the standing partner's ass. The kneeling partner then grasps the other partner on the sides of their buttocks to restrict their movement. The kneeling partner then places their face in the ass crack of the standing partner during which time they move their head side to side after placing their lips against the ass.

This act is similar to that which was performed by Molly Ringwald in Breakfast Club when she held the lipstick between her breasts and moved her head side to side to cover her lips with lipstick. Thus, the name The Ringwald.

This is the same act as analingus but easier to say in public without drawing attention.
Tony dropped his pants in front of Shelia. Shelia grabbed is buttocks and buried her face in his ass. She moved her lips and face from side to side. When she was done, she looked up, smiled and said to Tony, "Thanks for The Ringwald".
The Ringwald by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009

Molly Ringwald dance 

To Dance in a jerking 80's way with a certain swinging of the hips and arms reminiscent of Molly Ringwald Usually performed in response to a piece of good news.
Person 1:here have some cake
person 2: oooh yay *does molly ringwald dance*
Molly Ringwald dance by Augusta grace September 25, 2005

kickin' it ringwald 

Being good natured in addition to being good looking. Generally describes women, not men.

A reference to Molly Ringwald being both an object of lust, and an example of a good girl everyone liked in the '80.
Oh man, that woman on the train was helpful AND gorgeous, she was kickin' it Ringwald

Molly Ringwald 

Another name for Molly, a drug. Mostly used by rapper Danny Brown
"Damn son what you on?"
"Dish Molly Ringwald got me gonee."
"Slide some my way."
Molly Ringwald by TheThurnis October 10, 2012
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