Dr Gregory Johnson's signature move. This is when he lifts the calves of the person to be adjusted, then he locks his pelvis in place with pins, wraps a towel around his neck, and pulls, sometimes twice and a loud crack can be heard. Other than a ring dinger, he also calls this "spinal decompression".
Dr Gregory Johnson: *pulls on neck*
*loud crack is heard*
Dr Gregory Johnson: There we go! Did you feel that all the way down?
Guy: Yeah I did, woah.
Dr Gregory Johnson: That was a good ring dinger wasn't it?
Guy: Yeah for sure it was.
*loud crack is heard*
Dr Gregory Johnson: There we go! Did you feel that all the way down?
Guy: Yeah I did, woah.
Dr Gregory Johnson: That was a good ring dinger wasn't it?
Guy: Yeah for sure it was.
by BuildTheBuilder January 12, 2019
I continuous strand of feces that slightly touches end-to-end to make a perfect ring in the toilet bowl.
Terri: "Hey Brent, check out the ring dinger I left for you in our bathroom."
Brent: "HA, rookie, gimme 20 minutes. You ain't seen shit" (pun intended)
Brent: "HA, rookie, gimme 20 minutes. You ain't seen shit" (pun intended)
by Daynuh_bee March 12, 2023