3)Lowest form of life
4)Needs to get a life
5)Probably has a midget penis
6)Doesnt have a mind of his own
8)Usually offers sexual favours to further his position (rimming)
9)Usually into Scat
10)The art of "Ring Kissing"
"Rim, Rimmer, Rimming"
"That faggot might aswell ask that dude to drop his pants, bend over and pucker-up"
"Dude, hes only kissing your ring to get ahead in the world"
"You might aswell go and fucking rim him you dirty fag"
"You dirty bastard, bet you love to take the dirt track with your fucking tongue"
"Those are the sickest rims I've ever seen!"