When the question was asked, she became a little wary
Alarmed that she may be inhibited, it became my duty
To inform of the intense pleasure found in everyone’s booty
I said Ohhh girl, you don’t have to be shy
Use your left index finger gently and you won’t hear any cries
But before you do so, you may want to make sure everything is just right
Cause that little ole balloon knot can get a little tight
So when you think things are getting umm a bit boring
Take your tongue girl and let’s go back door exploring
Now it’s not like a button, for which some can be hard to find
All you have to do is lift those legs up and expose that cheeky behind
Oh and I almost forgot to mention make sure things are clean and neat
Tell them to jump in the shower and do a little finger sweep
So see Carrie, all your worries are now left behind
Let’s go crazy and give a rim job a try!!
Player1: *ball hits rim of cup*
Player1: "Fuck I hate rim jobs."
Later on, Mrs Carson and her friends repaid me by rimming me too.
Person2: "Hey! I'm not into that sort of thing!"
Person1: "No, I mean RIM is hiring!"