the stiffening of joints after death, or a stoners last respects to a dead bong-buddy, in other words lighting up to honor the dead
The body was stuck in a doggy-style position due to rigor mortis.
After the death of Jimmy, Ted decided to honor him through rigor mortis.
After the death of Jimmy, Ted decided to honor him through rigor mortis.
by the ninja buddha April 30, 2007
i tried to steal the ring off the dead mans finger, but rigor mortis had set in and instead of getting the ring off, i ended up taking the whole hand
by shitze January 8, 2006
A Texas metal band that came along just after Boss Tweed and Pantera and was signed on Capitol records. Rigor Mortis was best known for songs like Speed Whore, Mummified and ZOG. They were also well known for being heroin addicts but still a top notch very professional band. One night at Joes Garage while Rigor Mortis was playing a guy jumped up on the stage and stabbed a couple of the band members.
by Rivothead June 4, 2009
Bruh, I fingered that girl so long that when she finished my fingers where all rigor mortis and shit
by D-WALLoftheclique October 22, 2010
the useful phenomenon that stops stiffs flopping off the table when sickass necro goths try to screw em.
by My May 12, 2003
by Brennie January 6, 2006
"Yo, Im so rigor mortis right now"
or
"What are we going to do tonight?"
"We'll go to a club, get rigged, and hopefully meet some biddies."
or
"What are we going to do tonight?"
"We'll go to a club, get rigged, and hopefully meet some biddies."
by Jazzface78 February 22, 2005