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rigmaster general

one who lays the pipe on a regular basis
1. Ron Jeremy is the rigmaster general
2. Mandingo is the rigmaster general
3. Charlie Sheen is the rigmaster general
rigmaster general by Kyle the Pleb November 17, 2014

Modern Warfare Remastered 

The reason most people are going to buy Infinite Warfare. Taking the amazing game from 2007 and making it look like it came out this year.
Can't wait to get Modern Warfare remastered! I also get Infinite Warfare for free along with it but I could care less about that game.

Rizzaster 

When your 15 friend Jose gets a random message from a wrong number, decides to respond to it, and ends up getting a 37 year old milf date with an asian girl
ITS A RIZZASTER!!!
Rizzaster by Niggatheballer September 25, 2023

remastered 

A sophisticated way of saying "we just cranked up the volume to death". Ever since the mid-1990s, music industry has been constantly increasing volumes of music to appeal to low-quality device users(eg. iPod) to trick they are listening to the improve version of the recording which, in reality, has been simply brickwalled.
-why does this copy of Nevermind sound so loud???
-cause you bought the remastered copy idiot
remastered by any road November 21, 2016

The Ringmaster 

First WWF Ringname of Steve Williams (Stone Cold Steve Austin) when undermanagement of Ted Debiase in 1995
"I don't wanna be The Ringmaster anymore. I wanna be Stone Cold" - Steve Austin
The Ringmaster by James Fulcher October 4, 2006

the ringmaster 

lee howsons alter ego, he keeps lee's clowns in lee's clown sex dungeon
"i love you ringmaster, spank me again with the squirty flower"
the ringmaster by farty birthday March 23, 2004
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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