Rigger Monkey 

a bald headed man that is repeatedly sodomized by offshore riggers.

That guy thinks he knows everything, but he's really just a rigger monkey!

Rigger Monkey by Shower Stalker March 29, 2003

rigger monkey rape 

1. An oxymoron, as any self-respecting rigger monkey welcomes violent penetration.
2. Imitating an orangutan while engaging in an unwelcome and unexpected donkey punch.

Hey sweetie, what's your #? Can I take you out some time for dinner and a movie and afterwards a quick rigger monkey rape?

rigger monkey rape by Hannibal March 29, 2003

rigger monkey hemmorhoids 

Special sensors that allow the wordrigger monkeyword maximum ability to steer the entry of rigger's cocks into his manhole

Cats gots to have their whiskers. Rigger Monkeys gots to have their rigger monkey hemmorhoids.

rigger monkey hemmorhoids by Hannibal March 29, 2003