My way of saying, "I'm Single". That's all.
Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".
If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.
Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".
If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.
by PlanetOceanReturns June 8, 2023
Taking a shit in a ladies hooded gown then tying the hood to her head via the pull cords and feltching her face until climax
"I'm about to get me a little brown riding hood"
by T0mmyKn1fe February 29, 2016
When your obese significant other gets on top to ride and it feels like you’re being crushed by quadruple wide trailer.
by KidsInKorea July 14, 2022
When one (male) puts a crown around his dick and puts one of the arches right next to the penis and inserts it into the woman's vagina.
by thatoneguy713 September 26, 2012
A seemingly innocuous app-driven cab ride from a private vehicle emblazoned with a large pink mustache on the grille, sometimes involving minor parked detours allowing passengers, generally female, to sit astride the driver, generally handsome and customer service-oriented, for some quicky cunnilingous.
I was meeting my man at a bar downtown and caught a ride in one of those cabs with the pink mustache. The driver was so fun, I asked, shyly, if I could ride the mustache.
I smiled all through dinner.
I smiled all through dinner.
by Word finder January 3, 2014
When a girl lays you back on a pool table, pulls your pants down past your knees, and strips of her clothes. She then sits on your dick in the pike position and reaches up to grab the ceiling fan. Then another chick turns the switch on. As the girl begins to spin in circles, she lifts herself up and down.
I nutted in 15seconds during that basket ride.
by Cowbo3y33 May 5, 2022