literally the biggest man alive his flabs circle the whole of the isle of Wight he is so large he munches a whole Greggs stored as an afternoon snack and i don't think you are ready to hear what he has for dinner. he was meant to have quadruplets but he ate them all in the womb. (squad wipe. Melissa Evans might be the sexiest man alive but gave birth to a black ski slope e.g. his forehead is not one to not be reckoned with. He travelled fa and wide for anyone with a resemblance to Immy so stay safe Immy's.
Girl 1: Ugghhh he's such a Rhys Evans
Girl 2: My mom gave me a cake today and i ate it like a Rhys Evans
Immy: AHHHHHHHH RHYS EVANS GET AWAY FROM MEEEEE, HES TOUCHING MY BUM!!!!!!!
Girl 2: My mom gave me a cake today and i ate it like a Rhys Evans
Immy: AHHHHHHHH RHYS EVANS GET AWAY FROM MEEEEE, HES TOUCHING MY BUM!!!!!!!
by The99unknown April 19, 2021
A oceanic specimen who's been bred by two males , runs like he has 3 toes on one leg . He hopes to perform a Mexican Pancake on one of his brothers called Billy Evans
by Harnikfromaustria July 3, 2019
Normally small around 5ft4, tends to like men, obsessed with army related things including cadets even tho he’s a pussy, usually retarded, nickname tank coz he’s built like one.
by TANK EVAND November 12, 2019