Smallest State in the Union. Rhode Island is home to a unique, diverse population.
We have Providence with the eastside where thayer street rats run rampant on their friend's adderol and ritalin. Providence is also home to School One, while it used to be a cool alternative highschool (no not for retards, for artistic potheads), it is going down the tubes with the introduction of ignorant 14 year old girls who don't believe kwanza exsists because they don't know anyone who celebrates it.
But don't let that get you down, as providence is still home to a great scene if you know the right people. Venture into Olneyville and you will find whats 40s, culture and chronic have created... the providence noise scene. These people are really something, they make the crappiest sounding "music" and totally rock out to it. You can grow to love this, but it is definitely an acquired taste. Don't be mistaken, these aren't asshole "indie" rockers (although they do dress like them), they are just assholes. If you didn't realize they listen to modern rap along with every other kind of music (FOREIGNER!), they might ignore you.
Go down past providence to the southern shore and you have North Kingstown, Jamestown and Newport. North Kingstown is a huge town with a massive population with stereotypes from rednecks, yuppies, latinos, ghetto in the suburb and your basic white stoner. Jamestown is a 9x1 mile island in the middle of Narragansett bay. This is home to yuppies, rich assholes, and the elite of the rhode island stoners. These Jamestowners are pro's at smoking pot, and if you try to sell them kindbud for more than $10 a gram you will get laughed out of town.
Newport is home to equally cool people as jamestown, but it is overrun with tourists, yuppies and richies. This is were Jamestowners sell crappy pot for $20 a gram and get praised for the good deal.
Rhode island's favorite pastime is pot smoking and binge drinking.
We have Providence with the eastside where thayer street rats run rampant on their friend's adderol and ritalin. Providence is also home to School One, while it used to be a cool alternative highschool (no not for retards, for artistic potheads), it is going down the tubes with the introduction of ignorant 14 year old girls who don't believe kwanza exsists because they don't know anyone who celebrates it.
But don't let that get you down, as providence is still home to a great scene if you know the right people. Venture into Olneyville and you will find whats 40s, culture and chronic have created... the providence noise scene. These people are really something, they make the crappiest sounding "music" and totally rock out to it. You can grow to love this, but it is definitely an acquired taste. Don't be mistaken, these aren't asshole "indie" rockers (although they do dress like them), they are just assholes. If you didn't realize they listen to modern rap along with every other kind of music (FOREIGNER!), they might ignore you.
Go down past providence to the southern shore and you have North Kingstown, Jamestown and Newport. North Kingstown is a huge town with a massive population with stereotypes from rednecks, yuppies, latinos, ghetto in the suburb and your basic white stoner. Jamestown is a 9x1 mile island in the middle of Narragansett bay. This is home to yuppies, rich assholes, and the elite of the rhode island stoners. These Jamestowners are pro's at smoking pot, and if you try to sell them kindbud for more than $10 a gram you will get laughed out of town.
Newport is home to equally cool people as jamestown, but it is overrun with tourists, yuppies and richies. This is were Jamestowners sell crappy pot for $20 a gram and get praised for the good deal.
Rhode island's favorite pastime is pot smoking and binge drinking.
Man, august through september sucks, you can never find any good indoor, just bad outties. Rhode island keeps getting busted.
Hey man, could you go on a run for me?
Hey man, could you go on a run for me?
by From Providence to Jamestown, Rhode island rocks September 25, 2005
The smallest state in the country. Not well known. It is mainly made up of Italian and Portuguese. Home to Johnston(has the highest % of italians in the country).
Capital: Providence
Pop.: Around 1,000,000
Home of the New England Mafia(still very influenced by it).Scituate, Johnston, Cranston, and providence are basically 1960 Italian neighborhoods with modern technology. We have Brooklyn/jersey accents. The rest of the towns have neutral or mass. accents. Creators of the New York system Weiner(different from a hot dog), dels lemonade, coffee milk,clams casino. Hate massholes. We're old school italians not the jersey shore kind. We have some of the best Italian food in the country. None of that fake Irish or Greek "Italian food". There's a bakery and Dunkin' Donuts on every corner. St. Joseph's day and Columbus Day have "feasts" or large celebrations organized by a local church. Everyone goes to them and fights usually break out.
Capital: Providence
Pop.: Around 1,000,000
Home of the New England Mafia(still very influenced by it).Scituate, Johnston, Cranston, and providence are basically 1960 Italian neighborhoods with modern technology. We have Brooklyn/jersey accents. The rest of the towns have neutral or mass. accents. Creators of the New York system Weiner(different from a hot dog), dels lemonade, coffee milk,clams casino. Hate massholes. We're old school italians not the jersey shore kind. We have some of the best Italian food in the country. None of that fake Irish or Greek "Italian food". There's a bakery and Dunkin' Donuts on every corner. St. Joseph's day and Columbus Day have "feasts" or large celebrations organized by a local church. Everyone goes to them and fights usually break out.
Rhode Island
by Mr.RI March 11, 2014
1. tiny collection of beautiful islands and shorelines
2. bastion of radicalism eager to defect from the capitalist nation-state system and create a free society
3. a swell place
2. bastion of radicalism eager to defect from the capitalist nation-state system and create a free society
3. a swell place
by wild cat November 2, 2003
A unit of measurement.
by Student of Astronomy April 9, 2008
a place where everyones girlfriend has cheated once, was sorry, but still liked the cheating up until they were caught and its usually with a guy that was way uglier than the boyfriend she was with. usually a cousin.
rhode island, where everyone is single and ready to mingle 90% of the time even when they are married with kids.
rhode island, easiest state to get someones wife to go down on you for a 50$ wine and dine or some drugs.
rhode island, that akward moment when you realize your lady slept with every hood nigga in the room.
rhode island, where the men are the women and the women are the men.
rhode island, where everyone is single and ready to mingle 90% of the time even when they are married with kids.
rhode island, easiest state to get someones wife to go down on you for a 50$ wine and dine or some drugs.
rhode island, that akward moment when you realize your lady slept with every hood nigga in the room.
rhode island, where the men are the women and the women are the men.
rhode island guy 1: my girlfriend would never cheat on me.
rhode island guy 2: uh, she sucked my dick months ago and kissed you with it the same day.
rhode island guy 1: all rhode island women are whores.
rhode island guy 2: she sucked a good dick tho.
rhode island guy 2: uh, she sucked my dick months ago and kissed you with it the same day.
rhode island guy 1: all rhode island women are whores.
rhode island guy 2: she sucked a good dick tho.
by un-anonymous January 26, 2018
Rhode Island is a place where the most popular sport is politics because everyone's in it - even the Mafia!
Virtually every member of the Rhode Island General Assembly is a member of the Democratic Party. The only exemption is Governors, which as of late have been all GOP.
by DanCBJMS April 22, 2007