happy rhinoceros

When in the '69' position under a woman, simply slide your nose into her vagina and start humming 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight" on her clit.

Holy fuck, I gave my broad a happy rhinoceros and almost lost my left nostril!

by man chego June 3, 2009

rhinoceros horn

when you bang a chick so hard, your dick comes out her back. It is the most extreme of all banging.

"dude she feels so sore after last night, do you reckon he gave her rhinoceros horn?"

by Crazy Boy 21 November 21, 2016

slimy rhinoceros

A saliva covered fully erect, short, fat, rhinoceros shaped pud.

He shoved that slimy rhinoceros right up my twat. I was unprepared for its girth resulting in me firing of a brown missile.

by Stihigh80 October 23, 2022

white rhinoceros

The act of punch the girl in her stomach right as she swallows you load, causing the load to shot out of her nostrils.

Mark: " dude did you and Sarah have a good time last night?"

Matt: " bro you have no idea. At the end pulled the white rhinoceros and little matts flew out of her noise!!!"

by FondleMeSoftly October 1, 2015

Three-Horned Rhinoceros

Obviously, this is when 3 men engage in sex with no woman or additional parties.

Hey Steve, you comin' 'round tonight? Me and Jim are trying to set up a Three-Horned Rhinoceros....just need one more!

by BrightonWatch May 14, 2014

Rhinoceros Fart Flute

The act of filling a black dress sock half-full with cheerios and inserting the sock analy.

"I was so drunk last night, I can't believe I let him play my Rhinoceros Fart Flute."

by Smittmiester May 5, 2008

Rhinoceros Party of Canada

The Rhinoceros Party of Canada was a joke political party used to entertain the citizens of Canada with their promises. In 1980 their greatest feat was 110,286 votes because the general public was so disgusted with the rest of the political parties in Canada, getting them 1.01% of the total vote.

The Rhinoceros Party of Canada's promises consisted of things like these

Rather than awarding money as prizes in the lottery, the winners would be appointed to the Canadian Senate.

Men would be allowed to work as prostitutes, wet nurses, secretaries and receptionists.

Instituting English, French and illiteracy as Canada's three official languages

Declaring war on Belgium because a Belgian cartoon character, Tintin, killed a rhinoceros in one of the cartoons.
Offering to call off the proposed Belgium-Canada war if Belgium delivered a case of mussels and a case of Belgian beer to Rhinoceros "Hindquarters" in Montreal (the Belgian Embassy in Ottawa did, in fact, do this)

Selling the Canadian Senate at an antique auction in California

by DynamicMOO August 6, 2010