When a man has anal sex with a woman, fecal matters get on his dick, and the woman then gives him a blow job with the fecal matter still on his dick.
"Last night I was pounding my girl in the ass when I felt something warm on my dick. She shit on my dick, so I made her give me a reverse blumpkin to clean it up."
by brandilizzz September 7, 2008
Man last night was crazy... I followed her into the bathroom and she said she had to take a dump. I wanted a reverse blumpkin “pauly” so reluctantly she gave in.
by Notsoswift December 20, 2019
A reverse reverse blumpkin is when a variation of the blumpkin where a woman is occupying the toilet because she needs to vomit, and a man who is too impatient to wait to poop decides to just go on her head
"Man, last night I had to poop so bad, I just ran in and ended up crapping all over some drunk girls' head"
"Dude, that's what you call a reverse reverse blumpkin"
"Dude, that's what you call a reverse reverse blumpkin"
by blumpkin699 November 28, 2008
Yo I was fucking this chick in the bathroom one day and I had to take s piss and she came up behind me and started sticking her tongue in my ass........reverse blumpkin YEAH BUDDY!!
by Dr fuzzinstine October 22, 2011
The sucker is sitting on the toilet, but the lid is down.
Like a reverse blumpkin, just without the poop.
Like a reverse blumpkin, just without the poop.
Flogs stood in front of Alison while she sat on the toilet lid, wailing away at a Faux Reverse Blumpkin.
by yanoosFinallySpoke February 3, 2009
by Otx419 April 22, 2008
A sexual act in which someone sucks you off while they're taking a shit, resulting in them busting a nut all over the freshly laid pile of poop. Creating a glazed "poonut."
She was totally down with the reverse blumpkin glazed poonut. So we did it in the bathroom at the church her parents make her attend for all to see.
by noturavgirlie May 13, 2015