A dog that sneaks food from children while passing them on the street. an escape artist. a wall-eating, car chasing, same sex humping, bed hogging, bark-at-nothing all around pain in the ass. but gets away with it due to general sweet tempermant and pretty brown eyes. oh- and snoring too.
The golden retriever made an entire turkey dissappear in .003 seconds.
by Siliara February 21, 2010
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A retrieval run occurs the morning after heavy drinking, when you literally go on a run to retrieve your car wherever you parked it the night before. Simultaneously getting your car back while sweating out the toxins from last night's shenanigans.
Hey buddy, you want to join me on a retrieval run this morning?
by SamR21 August 5, 2014
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A golden retriever is a man, usually in his twenties, who is beyond naive/gullible. A golden retriever is usually lanky and blond, and will look younger than he really is. you can tell somebody is a golden retriever at first glance.
Golden retriever: "Can I get $10 cash back?"
Store clerk: "Sure, that will be 29.99"
Golden retriever: "Oh..."

"Andy thought gullible was really written on the ceiling. He's such a golden retriever."
by snot-bot October 5, 2018
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When you leave a piece of jewelry in someone after fisting and go back in to get it - reference "dirty hazleton"
After a sexual encounter Pj couldn't find his watch, so he had to give Racheal a golden retriever
by Angry T December 27, 2016
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Any of a breed of once useful upland game retriever with a dark gold coat known for its gentle nature and high trainability that is now being largely replaced as a heavily boned, short-legged race of almost white dogs with somewhat unpredictable temperaments. This breed was derived from the same root stock as the flat-coated retriever.
That golden retriever just took my arm off!
by retrieverman February 3, 2009
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Another word for a gold digger. A girl that is only with a man because she wants his money; shell spend it on jewelery, clothes, psa treatments, etc. Once he goes broke she'll go for another man that is rich or just plain financialy stable.
"She's a golden retriever
Retrieves your oldest coin
Leads you blindly down every dark alley
Then she'll bleed you dry."

- Super Furry Animals
by Sean E Sean July 21, 2010
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A group of friends that play an annual broomball tournament in Okoboji, IA at the Okoboji Winter Games. Can be seen in the Beaver Hut drinking Boji Water. Often loud and obnoxious. Really know how to party.
I heard the Beaver Retrievers are gonna kick the Dry Docks' asses this year!
by beaver12 December 7, 2011
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