Retainer 

The word "retainer" used in rap vernacular often is referring to keeping a thug on hand that is willing to do dirt. The celebrity retains this person's services thru cash payment, or other bartering options such as weed or pussy in the event that a punch needs to be thrown (or otherwise) and the celebrity would be open to a potential costly lawsuit, whereas the retainer does not have enough money worth be sued for, etc.

When Charlemagne Tha God was instigating Nelly during an interview, he was warned "Hey,man...just say what you wanna say. We're all men. I keep retainers just for guys like you".

Retainer by Juicy poo November 27, 2020

retraded 

It is a word used if your so retarded that you don't even know that your so retarded because your so retardedly retarded.

i am retraded

retraded by KertLergerde101 March 6, 2017

retainer 

I little piece of plastic and metal that sits in your mouth after the removal of Braces. Can easily get lost for they are often translucent, and are highly enjoyed by dogs as a tasty snack.

"Sorry, My dog ate my retainers."

retainer by Plasticine June 14, 2005

Insta-Cum Retraining 

A highly-structured desensitization program designed to reestablish normal sexual stamina after many years of forced, infrequent, dispassionate and time-constrained copulation efforts.

My wife just signed me up for Insta-cum retraining...seems she requires a bit more time and expertise then when we fucked on prom nite...

Insta-Cum Retraining by YAWA June 13, 2018

Piercing Retainer 

A stud, generally clear, used to hold open so as not to be seen by others

If you were going to apply for a job (most job managers don't want peirced employees.), and you have a nose piercing, you could use a piercing retainer in the place of your nose ring... not to noticable, unless close in each others face.

Piercing Retainer by kikirae May 22, 2012

retrowned 

To beat someone at a classic or original game that is considered 'Retro'.

"Dude, you got retrowned!"
"I retrowed that guy at pac man".

retrowned by Gary Mcintyre December 28, 2005

retracted turtle

retracted turtle- a fisting technique in which the whole fist is violently shoved into the anus, meant to look like a turtle in hiding

the opposite of a silent duck

"I heard the fat bulldyke gave Candice the retracted turtle," said Henry.

"The loose cunt probably couldn't feel it anyway," said Tom.

retracted turtle by drunkasswhore24 January 29, 2010