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retroed is a adjective of a person who dresses in all retro attire andnot the latest trends.
"hey saku you are so retroed today."

"thanks its from the sixties"
retroed by vikki chan July 6, 2005

metrowned 

The immaculate process in which one gets thoroughly owned in traffic ie: 486 car pile up
Pothead: whoa, i just put my car through my neighbor's livingroom, bedroom, third floor, and his doghouse.
Pothead2: wow, metrowned
metrowned by Kaemmer October 17, 2006

The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry 

Consequently what I have accomplished by the submission of this article. Please, read on. The satirical example below is entirely for your enjoyment.
- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
- The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry.
- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.

replowned 

A combination of owned and reply. When a n00b fails to use the reply button properly and posts a new comment about the same topic as the comment directly above.
*First Post*
Bob:Who sits under the table and texts?

Scott replied: i sit on the table and text


*Second Post*
Matt: id sit under the table and text

VC Charlie replied:i'd find the reply button

Deeeeeees Nuts replied: replowned
replowned by Scott_390 February 24, 2009
1. someone decked out in retro clothes.

2. a retrosexual
"mike is so retroed now."
retroed by starlightv July 11, 2005

Retronded 

A humorous way of spelling "retarded." The implication is that the speaker knows that they're already anticipating being mocked for their own supposed 'retardedness', and wants to goad and provoke others into accusing them of being ignorant by changing the spelling to such an extent. Can also be used as a joke in the debate on just how offensive the word 'retarded' actually is.
Erica: Oh my fucking god, that is so retronded, I don't even know where to begin.
Brett: 'Retronded?' And you're the one going around accusing others of being retarded? Holy shit.
Retronded by Mayor Me April 7, 2022