Rether

What you say when a very un-attatractive girl walks by.

Joe: So anyways, I was at this party
*Ugly girl walks by*
Joe: RETHER!!

Rether by GeordieR November 13, 2009

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I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

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Rather Having

The act of taking one option over the other without real regard for what the mainstream would consider sound logic, making this act bold and brave. Rather Having is not to be confused with preferring something, which any loser can do.

Circa 2009 one would prefer Dwight Howard to Ronny Turiaf, but a brave soul would be rather having Ronny.

Rather Having by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 28, 2018

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I would rather get my dick sucked

The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS

example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS

I would rather get my dick sucked by GarAssNigga November 7, 2018