"Ryan Price is a member of the Beach Whale Rescue Team, he loves fucking fat chicks!
"Ryan Price is like David Hasselhoff to fat beach chicks!"
"Ryan Price is like David Hasselhoff to fat beach chicks!"
by Amishflap December 7, 2011
Inferior, of cheap quality, "ghetto". Derived from the likes or attributes of a rescue animal (rather than pure bred, i.e. Shiba)
by typestereo April 1, 2021
A rescue piss happens when you take a dump and there is a piece of turd left on the porcelain that does not flush. Later on, you come back to take a piss and you send the turd to it's watery grave from the force of your piss, washing away the previous sins of leftover turb goblins.
I took a massive shit that left a piece of turd on the porcelain. I came back later and offered a rescue piss to force it into the water.
by makahahawaii August 31, 2023
Steals people's dogs when their level of care does not reach her expectations, yet her own dogs haven't been vaccinated. Thinks she is above the law. Is usually found on Facebook declaring some war on a random person with a lost dog. Is known for sayings like "just take the dog and take it to a shelter" "steal it and say you don't know" "don't give him his dog back" (the last statement usually after she steals the dog and has a friend take it to the shelter). She is often found bashing local law enforcement, especially humane officers and dog wardens because she thinks they aren't doing their jobs. She has never volunteered a day in an animal shelter, but is so quick to tell a shelter employee that they don't know how to care for an animal.
by Rebecca Roadkill March 5, 2020
John: Hey ed, you ok? I heard your leg was blown off during the mission.
Ed: You heard that right John!!! Not only did I get my leg patched up she gave me an Operation Military Rescue in the process!!!
proceeds to be given the metal of honor the following day
Ed: You heard that right John!!! Not only did I get my leg patched up she gave me an Operation Military Rescue in the process!!!
proceeds to be given the metal of honor the following day
by duckbrawl42 February 22, 2021
When you marry a woman from a poor country and bring her back to your rich country, such as the United States, thereby rescuing her from poverty and oppression.
by zevg December 19, 2016