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Republiporn 

(1) Pornographic material as written by Republicans such as Scooter Libby's novel about prepubescent girls being raped by bears or Lynne Cheney's novel about lesbian sex in the old west.

(2) Pornography that reflects Republican family values.
Jeff said I should buy Libby's book The Apprentice, but i told him republiporn was too sick for my tastes.
Republiporn by Lawyerbot December 28, 2005
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RepubliCon 

A RepubliCon is someone who, in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, is able to manipulate large, vapid, weak-minded audiences by means of manipulation, deception, distortion of facts, and incomplete information. He is a con-artist with an inability to think objectively, consider alternatives, and allow for dissention. A RepubliCon appeals to intellectually conservative, mindless and often dimwitted followers. These followers are regressive lemmings who will follow the RepubliCon’s faithfully regardless of the inevitably tragic conclusion.
I cannot understand how those RepubliCon's like Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly can charge up their audiences when they are clearly passing their subjective, distorted views as fact.
RepubliCon by Sterling Steele April 8, 2009

RepubliCON 

1. One who espouses conservative values of small government, less government intervention, and managed spending, but performs the exact opposite. "Con" suffix is derived from "confidence man", or trickster, grifter. See also NeoCON.
I can't believe what George W. pulled over on the country, record spending and deficits, expanded government, government involvement in more aspects of individual life, what a RepubliCON!
RepubliCON by Flashdrive-II June 16, 2007

republipunk 

Generally speaking, a preppy guy or girl who accessorizes with a punk style. This can include piercings such as lip or ear lobe plugs, mohawk hairstyles, band t-shirts, spiked belts, etc... They do this in an effort to look badass and different among their group of friends while still conforming enough to be a part of the "popular" crowd.

Often they will listen to pop-punk bands such as Blink-182, Good Charlotte and Simple Plan.

In the end they have little, if any, real credibility with any one who actually knows anything about the history of punk rock, punk ideals, or even punk fashion.
"Check out the asshole with a mohawk wearing board shorts."
"Republipunk..."

Republiconservabertarian

A three-way portmanteau of the three names a right-wing person may identify as their affiliation, depending on any given situation, in order to fit with their world-view for that particular second of the day. Republiconservabertarians will be against government intrusion when it comes to paying taxes, for government intrusion when it comes to keeping gay people single, and against both major American political parties until they vote Republican.

Not to be confused with Raxacoricofallapatorius, home of the Slitheen in Doctor Who.
Dave: "You're a registered Republican, aren't you?"

Ned: "Yes, but they don't speak for me now. I'm a Libertarian through and through, and want government out of our personal lives."

Dave: "Even though you attended that rally against abortion and gay marriage last weekend?"

Ned: "Any good conservative would."

Dave: "Where are you going now?"

Ned: "Going door to door for our local congressman."

Dave: "So you're a Republiconservabertarian."

republiCON 

1. One who identifies as a Republican only beacuse of the financial benefits yet hangs out with mostly non-republicans. The "Log Cabin Republicans," are considered RepubliCONS beacuse they support ideas that contrast their actual way of life and undermine the cause of their own poeple.
Dude, that chick is only a Republican beacuse her Daddy is rich but she's always hanging with gay people, she's a total RepubliCON!

Oh my god! I once dated this guy from Texas who voted for Bush and he's all proud of it! I told him he just voted against all other gays but he didn't seem to care. RepubliCON looser!
republiCON by nononeofanyimportance November 30, 2005

Republicoon 

Michael Steele and Condi Rice are Republicoons.
Republicoon by Pillowlover34 June 10, 2009