Someone who is ready to kill innocent women and children because of something their leader did. An idiot whose brains would fit in an gnat's skull. A fool who is going to cause the world to hate us forever, and get the world to finally band together to kill us.
George W. Bush, Donald Rumsfield
Republicans are what happen when you take 100 IQ points from a democrat
by NO WAR NO WAR March 22, 2003
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Typically a person who believes that:
1)The 2nd Amendment of the Constitution takes precidence over the rest of the Constitution.
2)The rich should be tax-exempt, and that the middle and lower classes should have to foot the bill, also, a person who bitches when an under-funded government agency is unable to carry out its assigned task.
3)Thinks that programs such as welfare, medicare/medicaid and minimum wage are unconstitutional and should be banned.
4)Labels everything and everyone they disagree with as being "Communist" or "Anti-American" or "French."
I'm filthy-stinking rich! How dare you expect me to pay taxes!
by Hu$tla' $teve September 02, 2003
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1) Somebody who's never been unemployed (or else is so rich that they've never needed a job.) Someone who's never been without health insurance.

2) Someone who's so sanctimonious and prissy that they'll never get laid - so he/she is against sex, contraceptives, and abortion.

3) Someone who's an unpopular loser who never had a day of fun in his/her life, unless it was bullying other people. So he/she is against anything fun (drugs, sex, rock 'n' roll.)

4) Someone who buys a big, expensive house in a fancy neighborhood, and then whines about paying high taxes.
I'm not independently wealthy, and I have a sex life - so I can't afford to be a Republican.
by Anonymous October 06, 2003
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A half brained, rascist, sexist asshole who honestly believes that a 12 year old who gets raped should be forced to have the baby and that those of darker skin colors are inferior. Who honestly believes that "God" is guiding them, even though half of the world has already been fucked over.
My Republican mom won't let me see that new romantic comedy because you see a boob for two seconds, so I guess I'll just have to see some new slasher flick.
by Captian Obvious12121 August 24, 2007
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There were a bunch of republicans protesting out side the adult bookstore. Funny thing, they were all on their knees.
by BC in KC July 21, 2005
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A political party that tries to push its Christian beliefs onto the American people, even though we have a sepaation of church and state.

Furthemore, they support war without knowing all the facts, which cost innocent lives in the process.
You can recommend this for deletion all you want, but whichever way you look at it, the repubicans are bigots, and homophobes, and war hungry people.

Unless that's the kind of thing you like.
by jacksonville October 05, 2004
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1. Ignorant people, who like sending other people's kids to be shot to pieces so their shares in oil-companies will give them a comfortable retirement, in the few years before they burn in hell for eternity.

2. Those who's children should be drafted.
Republicans say the poor and the disabled only cost them money, so they want to have them killed in the line of 'patriotic duty', instead of their own whoring, drunk, trustfund offspring.
by Vincent Vega Sr August 11, 2005
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