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1. A very common name for a man with an abnormally large penis and muscular physique.

2. A man with many hobbies, such as: Wood carving, Heavy drinking, Speed dating, Water Polo, Swinger Parties, and Ass play/Feltching. He also has a strange fascination with unicorns and other mythical creatures, like the female vagina.

3. Rythmic Gymnastics Gold Medalist in the 2003 Special Olympics.
I nominate Reiser for man of the year.
by D*Star* February 02, 2010

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