Reindeer Fuck

When you drive around a neighborhood during the holidays, and when you see two or more of the light up Reindeer figures. You jump out of your car and set up the Reindeer in sexual postions such as doggy style (or any position that will work)

*Wakes up in the morning to see the raindeer have been moved from the oridinal spots*

Women- Oh my! Hunny, come see this.

Man- Damn, we got Reindeer Fucked again.

Women- Damn thouse neighborhood kids.

Reindeer Fuck by Bothell's Finest Kid December 27, 2011

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Reindeer Fucker

Slang term used to describe someone of Norwegian descent, or someone from the Scandinavian aboriginal tribes, due to the abundance of reindeer in northern Scandinavia.

Hey man, that dumb Norwegian's here again! That silly reindeer fucker!

Reindeer Fucker by Johnnnnnnnnnnggg August 17, 2010

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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