Homo 2: "No he's totes getting it on with Jessica"
Fag Hag: "Isn't Joe so cool for being so comfortable with his masculinity around gay guys?"
Homo 1: "He's just in it for the residual pussy."
Homo 2: "Seriously, he's a major Reggie."
Girl 2: I think I'm in love too! He's probably called Reggie.
Girl 1: Yeah, most likely. They say guys called Reggie are the coolest.
Girl 2: That's soo true!