Homo 2: "No he's totes getting it on with Jessica"
Fag Hag: "Isn't Joe so cool for being so comfortable with his masculinity around gay guys?"
Homo 1: "He's just in it for the residual pussy."
Homo 2: "Seriously, he's a major Reggie."
sidekicker: Wat u doin?
sidekicker: Really? I just won a million dollars, saved a cat, and got shot in the leg!