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-verb-

to expel a fart in the presence of others as a form of greeting or salutation. a proper lady or gentleman would then respond with a regart of their own.
jim showed up at the party and began regarting everyone in the room. they were so happy to see him, that they wasted no time expelling a regart of their own.
by mezzycakes January 10, 2011