Redwood

Having a rock hard penis that is so large it resembles a enormous tree.

Girl A: "Did you see the COCK on that guy?"
Girl B: "How can you miss it? That's why they call him REDWOOD!"

by 9point5in January 5, 2018

Polyester curtains and a redwood deck

Reference to a biological male that had his genitals replace with a man made female genitals

by August 1, 2023

A redwood stump is a severed penis, to which, looks like, a bleeding wooden tree stump, thus it's name.

A red-headed persons pubs

I was screwing this guy and noticed he had a redwood forest! It twas discusting.

by calledheronthephone November 16, 2007